The American Idol Stalker

[{[GWD]}-Phantom139]

This video is freaking hilarious..
I got the lyrics to the guy's song
--Paul Mosherano
Its really funny after the fourth line

youtube.com/watch?v=omfx3pVuzDk
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There is this girl I know
I follow her around.
She hasn't noticed me
It really gets me down
I broke into her house
When she wasn't there
Took off all my clothes
And tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her
I'm not much of a talker
So I guess that I'll just stalk her
Hey I'll stalk her
If she were a dogie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard, I would chalk her
If I were Colombo, I'd Peter Falk her
But I'm not so I'll just stalk her
If she were a tactile, I would balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times
I'd be Jimmy Walker
If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her
So I love her...